Client: “Ugh, I really need to lose weight. I hate the way I look.”
Drew: “Well, why don’t you start by eating healthier and exercising regularly?”
Client: “I don’t want to do that. I hate vegetables and I don’t have time to exercise.”
Drew: “Ah, I see. So you want to lose weight without having to change anything about your current lifestyle. Why not just try wishing the weight away?”
Client: “Haha, very funny.”
Drew: “I’m serious! All you have to do is close your eyes, wish really hard, and poof – instant weight loss!”
Client: “I don’t think it works like that.”
Drew: “Well, it’s worth a try, isn’t it? Or you could always invest in a magical weight loss pill that promises to make you thin overnight. Just make sure it’s not actually a bag of sugar pills with a fancy label.”
Client: “Okay, okay, I get it. But I really don’t want to exercise. It’s just so boring.”
Drew: “I understand, but think of it this way – exercise is like a thrilling adventure for your body. You get to explore new movements, challenge yourself, and have a great time while improving your health. And who doesn’t love a good adventure?”
Client: “I guess that’s one way to look at it.”
Drew: “Exactly! So let’s embark on this thrilling journey, and who knows – maybe one day you’ll actually start to enjoy exercise. Or at least appreciate it more than you do now.”